designercereal:

Can u tell I’m excited for the Witcher season 2?

acoolguy:

targuzzler:

i give the bouncer my special id which only says “i make jokes on the internet” and he picks me up by my feet and swings me into speeding traffic

i walk up to the same bouncer and show him my special id which says “minecraft youtuber” and he dips me low and kisses me so sweetly

leahberman:

coral floral

dystopianscty:

bailiesartblog:

🌸welcoming spring🌸

gondwana:

I’ve been obsessed with this for like 20 straight hours now

nobrashfestivity:

Yutaka Matsuzawa  Untitled (White Circle Collage). c. 1967

spartalabouche:

moodboard for when you just woke up to your cat reblogging hundreds of the same post with her ass and everyone on tumblr is about to collectively beat you to death  and you cant even explain yourself

expressions-of-nature:

Astrakhan Nature Reserve, Russia by Fedor Lashkov

breakfast-deadman:

miyuliart:

Meet my new OC families~

Very cool, I’m loving the difference in energies!

femenaces:

a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e:

femenaces:

a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e:

femenaces:

a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e:

femenaces:

femenaces:

a little-known birth control method is tracking down and starting a fight with that twitter user who casts the “may your womb be barren” spells on everyone she dislikes

OKAY I’M SORRY SHE GOES BY YARROW NOW

Should I get into the Ghost Harem™️ or is it too much

you can’t just mention a ghost harem and NOT elaborate!!!

Okay, so the short version is she thinks she communes with the deceased and demons and stuff because she’s a super-cool satanist pagan witch with a catgirl succubus persona named Chordeva in the astral realm or something, and so she has four boyfriends who are dead including Heath Ledger, Richard “Nightstalker” Ramirez, Jeffrey Dahmer, and Michael Jackson. 

She also used to “speak” for them online by channeling them through her body so they’d use her to type (and she did this for Satan too and it was as cringe as you’d expect) and basically Michael Jackson is genderqueer and fucking Richard Ramirez from beyond the grave and they’re all fucking Stephanie too, and at one point Stephanie split up with Michael when he wanted to save his deceased father from Hell and he got the astral child in the ghost divorce, but that’s fine because she thinks she can get AIDS from having sex with ghosts so at least Michael isn’t getting AIDS while he’s dead. 

And there was the time she used Richard’s name to send (google translated) Spanish death threats to people, and used Michael’s name to say the N-word because she thought it made the act more convincing. She groomed a group of minors on DeviantArt (me included) and had people calling her “daddy,” and that only stopped because she got in a fight with one of the kids who happened to have a heart condition and had to go to the hospital because of the stress, and then Stephanie took credit for sending Michael’s spirit to pull the girl’s soul out of the afterlife, and when you lowkey kill a disabled teenager from another country and take credit for saving their life other people start to notice and so she got doxxed and now her parents (who she still lives with in her 30s) won’t let her use DeviantArt ever again.

That was longer than I intended but there’s just…so much…

sofubis:

イカコレ！　イカストラップコレクション (kaiyodo)

maakaniart-deactivated20221025:

I just wish I could learn every language and all the histories and about everyone’s food and folklore and… 😔 but i only have one brain and it is small and malfunctioning

incel-moved-deactivated20210803:

expressions-of-nature:

Astrakhan Nature Reserve, Russia by Fedor Lashkov